Month: February 2019

Unlocked with Patron Week Episode 2 and Patron Week Episode no more than 2 (you have 2).

Or: The Unfortunate Adventures of Captain Reverend Doctor Pepper.

It’s the end of the game, sure hope the final boss is neat!

Helis is dumb.

Aloy talks to a lot of people and… okay that’s pretty much just the entire episode. I think at some point she shoots some trees?

Horizon Zero Dawn is a pretty big game, so to cover it, we’re doing most of the sidequests in separate streams, so as to not break up the flow of the main episodes. This time, while recruiting everyone we can to the defense of Meridian, we discover Jesus had a rough childhood, and learn how to identify fake Kermits!

Don’t suppose HADES wants to show up and give his side of the story now too?

Brilliant extremely innocent billionaire has a bold new plan to save the world!