The Spartans win at losing.
August 17, 2024
The Spartans win at losing.
Mindworms are formidable, but our scientists report they barely experience fear whilst engaged in a good game of foosball.
We named the planet Planet and I don’t know how to fix it.
“Meg” as in “Megalodon,” “mystery” as in “probably murder.”
One must only ever drive the Mako whilst extremely inebriated.
Our first car flies away and now we have to fill this old junker we stole with a fuel can the size of child’s drink packet!
We meet the monster. Rutskarn tells a lie.
Chris makes a slight nationality mistake.
Trapped in an abandoned bunker, stalked by an unnatural monster, and we can’t even say “beurre” right.
The world isn’t falling apart please ignore the bottomless holes.