Author: Josh

Hopefully nobody’s watching it, because we’re not.

Welcome to the Old West in Space where there are Banks that are being Robbed.

Here, I have something for you.

“Meg” as in “Megalodon,” “mystery” as in “probably murder.”

One must only ever drive the Mako whilst extremely inebriated.

Our first car flies away and now we have to fill this old junker we stole with a fuel can the size of child’s drink packet!

Hold on, my knife has blood on it, can I wipe it off on your shirt?

It’s a less-lethal gun in the sense that it sucks shit.

When you adopt a hard sci-fi aesthetic, but, you know, not so hard that you have to keep track of things like “how many stars does this system actually have?”

Tune in every week for a bunch of 30-somethings reviewing houses and ranting about mortgages!