Category: Long Form

Blink FourTwenty tries to win the war her mother couldn’t.

We’ve somehow befriended our mother’s fiercest rival.

Blink Fourtwenty starts to dig her way out of the hole Mala left everyone in.

…what the fuck is Bannus?

Mala’s “quick easy holy war” takes a turn for the disastrous.

“Sorry about my mom” – Khanum Blink Fourtwenty of the Draculacula’s Monster Kahanate, probably.

Josh asks a question that is immediately answered.

The Not-Pope has some words for dear old Mala.

“I was busy trying to lead a battle, into war, and someone handed me a post-it note that said ‘Hey some kid died.'”

I swear, this makes… slightly more sense in context.