Category: Long Form

Pirate Protip: If you ship is sinking, that’s probably bad!

Chris opens hostilities.

Josh finds a rowboat. Rutskarn commits arson.

Did you know wooden ships are flammable?

Chris goes to jail.

Rutskarn suggests a deadly course. Josh and Chris crash the ship instead.

(The barrel is explosive.)

Chris achieves his dream of becoming an electric razor.

Also we find some buried treasure I guess.

Chis and Josh argue over which direction to turn the ship. Rutskarn dies in an unrelated incident.