Category: Long Form

On an unrelated note, Rutskarn has been murdered again.

It was too perfect to disfigure.

I’ll bet that fancy hospital doesn’t even have rats!

Newly vampirized Rutskarn shares his novelty popcorn expertise.

Or: Maybe Dontnod should think twice before they try to do combat again.

I can’t quench this thirst for properly designated floor numbers.

I mean, he’s just lying there…

Chris tells us how the quest system works.

I wasn’t sure after the first time I died, or the second, but now that I’ve murdered and eaten a few dozen people I’m beginning to think I might be a werewolf.

Look, it’s okay, I’m just a vampire!