Category: Long Form

Clearly, Barq’s is a Satanist drink.

Our decision to replace our council of idiot sycophants with actually competent people is going well.

So… that went well.

Barq’s learns an important lesson.

Barq’s is so good at war, he can revolt against nonexistent people!

Does anyone know how to keep your liege from rebelling every six months? Asking for a friend.

Pros and cons.

Also, gardening is fun!

We seek marriage alliances and become a Supercount.

We embark on a pilgrimage to the holy land so we can excuse our unprovoked conquest of our friendly neighbors!