The tall tale is that the wind is ever not against us.

We download a sloop. Campster objects to the proceedings.

Jibar would like you to know his megaphone is a parrot. Also that he cannot steer.

This endgame content sure looks a lot like pranking Campster…

Can we pull it together long enough to finally douse Flameheart’s… wait, isn’t he like a skeleton? Does he even have a heart?

Pirate Protip: If you ship is sinking, that’s probably bad!

Chris opens hostilities.

Josh finds a rowboat. Rutskarn commits arson.

Did you know wooden ships are flammable?

Chris goes to jail.