And what even is an “elder scroll” anyway?

Chris makes an observation.

I fucking called it.

Now all Chris has to do is find a way to sneak out of the US.

Here’s how you speedrun morals.

Fuck the Tunnel Snakes!

Pay homage to the defunct MMOs.

Or: Chris checks the toilet for Ghoulies.

Tag yourself.

Do corpses normally exhume themselves?