Well, more like “Blood Gardening,” but that’s not quite as fun.

How do we become a vampire witch?

Interspersed with bouts of murder. Oh, and did I mention we’re going to a funeral?

Jonathan Reid asking the big questions.

I think we can all agree that decimalized currency was a huge mistake.

Chris is bad at being a bad vampire.

Vampyr is getting way too uncannily topical.

Maybe he’s the one who sabotaged Josh’s internet!

On an unrelated note, Rutskarn has been murdered again.

It was too perfect to disfigure.