SOMEONE DIES.

Florida Man incites brawl with fifteen guards over a broken sink.

Aloy goes for a swim, somehow.

Aloy discovers that humans are institutionally bad at not fucking up.

Aloy fights things.

Seriously, who wouldn’t recognize that hood anywhere from any distance ever?

Unfortunately, the Shadow Carja are really lame.

Aloy finds Helis’ entire character sheet.

Or: Josh uses video games as an excuse to give a four hour lecture on Classical Greece.

There may have been some *slight* map misreading.