Mirror’s Edge EP6: Who Runs the Runners?

Many of the combat encounters in this game really do feel very poorly thought out. In a lot of them, it seems like the intention was for the player to take out a guard and get his gun, then shoot everyone else. Except enemies are often placed with long open spaces between you and them, meaning you’re likely to take some damage just getting close enough to attack. And then to get a gun, you have to wait for the guard to enter a melee attack animation, which doesn’t always happen immediately, and then catch the weapon within a very small window. Worse, the weapon will turn red, indicating you can grab it, before the actual grab window seems to open. And if you miss, you take about half your maximum health in damage.

What results is a lot of what you see in the video; ducking and hiding behind cover and trying to sneak around to get a good approach at an enemy, and then flailing while you try to guard or punch the enemy to death while everyone else shoots you. Incidentally, you tend to die a lot.

Later fights in the game against the runner cops get it more right; since they move like you do and don’t use guns, so you can try to run away from them and the game doesn’t put any artificial walls in your way to make you fight them. The game’s chase sequences also work pretty well, like in the first level where you’re being chased by cops and can stop to fight them, but you can also avoid them and continue freerunning. But these forced arena fights where it’s almost impossible to evade and escape them as long as anyone is left standing? Well, that was the whole problem everyone complained about in this game’s combat. Unfortunately, while Catalyst makes the arena fights somewhat more bearable, it doesn’t remove them or make them any less frequent, which is one of my main criticisms of the game.

E3 2017 Stream

This week’s Spoiler Warning recording worked out in such a way that it was better to cut it into two episodes instead of three, so they’ll be going up tomorrow and Friday. Then on Saturday, we start our three day E3 2017 stream marathon!

Just like last year and the year before, we’ll be streaming the press conferences live while we make bad jokes over them. And maybe occasionally we’ll say something halfway intelligent, but no promises.

Right now, the conference schedule looks like this:

Saturday June 10:
EA – 12 PM PDT

Sunday June 11:
Microsoft – 2 PM PDT
Bethesda – 9 PM PDT

Monday June 12:
Intel – 9 AM PDT
PC Gaming Show – 10 AM PDT
Ubisoft – 1 PM PDT
Playstation – 6 PM PDT

Unfortunately it doesn’t seem like we’ll be able to restream Nintendo’s conference; at the very least, they’ve never allowed it in the past.

You can catch all of this on our Twitch Channel. We hope to see you there. And hey, maybe this time we’ll actually start on time!

Spodcast #4: Switches, Steam and MUD Fights

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As we gear up for E3, we discuss the news of the Switch online service, Steam Direct, and rumors about another Life is Strange game. And then things get dirty as Rutskarn regales us with a cautionary tale about MUDs.

3:30 – We’ll be talking over the E3 press conferences! You can catch those at our Twitch Channel
11:05 – Nintendo unveils plans for the Switch online service
39:25 – Steam Direct fee and curation plans
53:50 – Life is Strange Prequel rumors
1:02:55 – Rutskarn rants about MUDs

We’re live, finally!

So I finally got this into a somewhat acceptable state. From now on, all Spoiler Warning-related content will be posted here, as well as on Patreon and Youtube and so on. RSS feeds should be working, although I haven’t personally tested them because I don’t know how RSS feeds actually work and have never used them. So feedback on those would be appreciated.

Comments should also be fully functional although I haven’t messed around with the spam filter yet. Please don’t be a dick.

I’m also not completely happy with the way the theme looks, so you may see me tweaking it a bit. That said, I’d love feedback on it as is, and on anything else that’s bothering you guys.

Welcome to the site!

Spodcast #3: Far Cry 5, Movie Madness, and Anime Tiddies

Alex of FirstPersonScholar joins us to talk about films, food, Far Cry, and… anime tiddies?

4:30 Far Cry 5
19:40 Lord of the Rings Animated Films
27:35 Guardians of the Galaxy 2
35:40 Logan (Spoilers)
46:35 John Wick 2
48:00 Colossal
51:05 Mailbag
52:25 What are some of your favorite food and drink pairings?
1:00:00 How do you feel about the Starcraft remaster?
1:07:50 Glitch talks about Majesty 2
1:11:40 How do you feel about Steam Direct and its paywall?