Chris opens hostilities.
December 17, 2020
Chris opens hostilities.
Josh finds a rowboat. Rutskarn commits arson.
Did you know wooden ships are flammable?
Chris goes to jail.
Rutskarn suggests a deadly course. Josh and Chris crash the ship instead.
(The barrel is explosive.)
Chris achieves his dream of becoming an electric razor.
Also we find some buried treasure I guess.
Chis and Josh argue over which direction to turn the ship. Rutskarn dies in an unrelated incident.
Rutskarn, Josh, and Chris become pirates and fulfill their dream of getting killed by lightning or something.